Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
Jeffrey's Stirring Up Some
Chocolate For You
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee
He Worked At The
Ambrosia Chocolate Factory
What Would You
Bet Jeffrey Guzzled Down Meat

Eating A Bunch Of The
Fellas He'd Meet
If Jeff Was A Cat
And Men Were The Rats
What Do You Think
Will Come Of That
I Don't Like The Look Of It

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dah
Jeffrey Loved Eating
Men From Gay Bars
And He Lived In Happiness Too
Like The Oompa Loom