Well as you can see we've got a new recruit to this land of hope and glory, Hands behind backs and legs apart and tell us all your unfortunate story...
Who me guv
Yes You Sahhh
I was an innocent man 'till someone grassed me up a plan for earning a some big money If I hadnt mouthed it about I am sure without doubt I d have missed this land of hope and glory
Well you poor poor sod, here you're up at sharp at 6:30 A cold shower, down to breakfast, cant have you looking dirty, I suggest you eat whats given you, even if it doesnt agree with you. cos its all you'll be getting up until 12:30 In between this time you stay up in your room and you can dream about life and good things